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Hillcrest Elementary

Topic: Halloween jokes and riddles

Q: What can’t you give a headless horseman?

A: A headache.

Abby P.

Q: What is Transylvania????

A: Dracula’s terror tory.

Cameron G.

Q: What do they teach in witching school?

A: spelling.

Behr G.

Q: What do you call a goblin who gets to close to a bonfire?

A: toasty ghosty.

Q: What tops a ghost’s ice cream sundae?

A: whipped scream.

Carley L.

Q: what do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A: sour-puss

Chrissy R.

Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music

A: Wrap!!!!!

Delaney H.

Q. How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A. A buck an ear

Dorian E.

Q: On what kind of street does a mummy live on?


Erica M.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

A: Because he is always a goblin

John W.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite TV show?

A: Amaricas most Haunted 

Q: What is a witches favorite TV show

A: The Hex files

Q: What is a warewolves favorite show


Jonah S.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

A: Because he had no BODY to dance with.

Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

A: A sand witch.

Lauren E.

Q: What did the ghost say to the boy in the wood?

A: What are you boo-ing?

Maddox S.

Q: Where do the most werewolves live?

A: Howllywood

Q: Where do most goblins live?

A: South and North Scarolina

Sebastian S.