Topic: Halloween jokes and riddles
Q: What can’t you give a headless horseman?
A: A headache.
Q: What is Transylvania????
A: Dracula’s terror tory.
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
Q: What do you call a goblin who gets to close to a bonfire?
A: toasty ghosty.
Q: What tops a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: whipped scream.
Q: what do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music
Q. How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear
Q: On what kind of street does a mummy live on?
A: A DEAD END
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin
Q: What is a ghosts favorite TV show?
A: Amaricas most Haunted
Q: What is a witches favorite TV show
A: The Hex files
Q: What is a warewolves favorite show
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: Because he had no BODY to dance with.
Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What did the ghost say to the boy in the wood?
A: What are you boo-ing?
Q: Where do the most werewolves live?
Q: Where do most goblins live?
A: South and North Scarolina